BRB = it stands for Be Rick Back Dj_K8oard ¦ I just don`t get it, please be more specific :) i had a sick mix for sensegernate | wait, was it sneezing? Verolom ¦ forgot the hotdog <@nrider> (pls god, give me an african powered with viagra 250mg) <@DjK8oard> I am having my lunch :) | <@DjK8oard> Dinner actually :p | <+midas> kfc | <+midas> kentucky fried corps | <@DjK8oard> Yeah, Chinese food :p | <+midas> chinese ? give me a leg =)) no, embarassing is having your gf stick her hand down your pants and bust up laughing I'm batman... "Martin Roth is one of the few German Artists with a continuous Output on the highest level of creativity." (PAUL VAN DYK) * {[signoff]} Phuket (brb - reconnecting to make internet explorer piss off) <+midas> "whats the quote of an cooking knife: to cut the people's appetite" windows has detected you are attempting to run irc, you must restart to allow more vram to be allocated <@Ivan> I've puckered 10,000 hoes in my 10 years of IRC experience. i look phrozen like the hell <+BlueJOY> dude i dont need a gf cause my hand working well ( like a girl ) You know you've been going to the titty bar too long when they let you in on a Saturday night without charging a cover charge. you know what I need..... twin bisexual sex slaves, that are web designers "Trance and Dance, then cream your pants" G-like i`m scared :( | <@G-like> Why ? You saw Yourself in the mirror ?:P <@netking> TrUeNoS you virtual person you.. <@netking> i have an automated attendant as a girlfriend when i am lonely <@netking> press one for ... press two for.. Ivan | Dj_K8oad is like the Energizer whore bunny, one spin all the way around. <@Truenos> I get laid by my computer | <@madc0w> lol Truenos that doesnt count? | <@zimableu> Truenos u use condoms? | <@Truenos> sure !!!! USB PORT rockz also USB HOLE have his own CONDOM lol these pervs talk about either sex...or computers....or sex on computers.. * AnTi_sXe is away: I'm prolly whacking off I'm batman.... | oh i thought you werre robiin I like ATB, he's better than Van Buuren I think.. his music is much more spiritual, dunno... | * @Dj_K8oard stabs andrea20 | why u stabbed me??????? lol | <@Dj_K8oard> I like stabbing in the back for no reason :p | you're a weird bloke, aren't ya? lol "Ever since I got a bootleg mix of Keane I've been a big fan of Martin Roth's sound. It's still trance but for grown ups. A big sound for big floors! (ARMIN VAN BUUREN) fucking motherfucker, i just coughed and pooped out a little bit in my pants MikeMikhjian ¦ LOL <+INFO> Diversity: Wifey-160-PoolShark-2 Well, how to become a dj? Whats the recipy? | <@Dj_K8oard> 2 carrots, 4 wooden spoons, 3 home made fruit salads, 1 martini and also 1 tequilla :P | * Matza is going to shopings to buy the thing she needs for the DJ recipy :)) one hard trance event per week keeps the fat tissues away, heh <@Garvs> karacov could be classed as porn (jfx3zrfx7 is ~tzepesh@TzepesH.users.undernet.org * Just an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol) | bag pula in scoala lor | au angajat firma de bodyguarzi si nu pot sa intru | <@Ivan> I farted so bad, i stained my leather chair. <@Zuul24> do british cats meow with a british accent? :P <@ninex> my music reflects my moods <@ninex> Garvs = Guaranteed anal rape victims Nadia Ali is a goddess | Indeed she is :P <@cl0wn> andddd when you walk down TRY TO TOUCH ME | <@cl0wn> kyau & albert have the weirdest vocals i have ever heard The capital of Indonesia is... Boreland [09:01:52] i said PIZZDA , Not PUTKA My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. (Joveng from Tenishia) A musician produces songs and a chicken produces eggs... how can a chicken produces songs ? rape is just surprise sex | dont see what the big deal is ? @eclipTix ? rape is just surprise sex crax56 ? i'm not labeled a sex offender for nothing Animal PLANET: http://www.tulceanet.ro/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=265&Itemid=48 ill come over for some yea im going to get drunk tomorrow | so drunk that i am going to fuck a homeless guy I'm such a prostitute [11:47pm] lookin hot today | [11:47pm] no not really | [11:48pm] i know but sometimes it takes time to get places creamed